Well, I went today to register for orientation at KSU, and the day I wanted was full already. The next time I wanted to go was full already, too.
So now I'm stuck with the only date left.
For all you people in Atlanta that read this, I will be in town August 1st-probably August 5th.
Sucks.....
....but I'm about to head downtown to check out some free concerts(Ingram Hill and Skillet), and then enjoy one of the biggest fireworks shows in the South right on the river. This should be awesome!!
Saturday, June 30, 2007
Friday, June 29, 2007
Jack Bauer's Match
If you haven't seen Die Hard 4 yet, then you HAVE to get out and watch this movie. I went and picked up David Jacks, because he keeps wrecking his car, and we head out to Cineplanet to watch Die Hard. I was expecting a decent movie with cheap thrills....
.....not sure if I have ever been more wrong in my life.....
This movie kept coming from the very beginning. It was a little over 2 hours, and the entire two hours was absolutely psycho. Each action scene was absolutely amazing.
It was actually really funny, too.
Bruse Willis was invincible. I don't think I could count as high as how many times he escaped something, whether it be a person, a car, a jet, or any other viable threat.
Maybe one of the Top 20 movies I have ever seen, but definitely one of the Top 5 Action movies of all time.
Don't believe me? Check out to see what DJ had to say!
.....not sure if I have ever been more wrong in my life.....
This movie kept coming from the very beginning. It was a little over 2 hours, and the entire two hours was absolutely psycho. Each action scene was absolutely amazing.
It was actually really funny, too.
Bruse Willis was invincible. I don't think I could count as high as how many times he escaped something, whether it be a person, a car, a jet, or any other viable threat.
Maybe one of the Top 20 movies I have ever seen, but definitely one of the Top 5 Action movies of all time.
Don't believe me? Check out to see what DJ had to say!
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Nature Sucks
Today I went on the worst field trip of all time.
We were going to go to an art studio and a nature center, which still sounds gay, but it was cancelled on short notice by the art studio and nature center. So we ended up not going there, although it would have been better than "hanging in Shelby Forest" at the end of June. It's 90 something freakin degrees, I forgot to get the water coolers, and I have a group of 8 complaining 4th and 5th graders. They decided that it would be funner if we found a nature trail and went on that. I agreed, and we began walking in search of a nature trail.
We kept walking....
....and walking....
....and walking....
....until we realized that the dead end we had reached on this road signified that we wouldn't find a stupid nature trail. There were mile markers on the road that we were walking on, so I was aware that we had just walked about two and a half miles in the blazing heat to find a locked building and nobody in sight....
....so we turned around and walked back. We walked in all about five miles. I'll repeat...it was 94 degress today with a heat index about 100....We had one bottle of lukewarm water. HOWEVER, I did have 8 musty, sweaty, whiny 10 year olds who were swearing that they were going to die from heat exhaustion.
Gotta love my job.....:-/
We were going to go to an art studio and a nature center, which still sounds gay, but it was cancelled on short notice by the art studio and nature center. So we ended up not going there, although it would have been better than "hanging in Shelby Forest" at the end of June. It's 90 something freakin degrees, I forgot to get the water coolers, and I have a group of 8 complaining 4th and 5th graders. They decided that it would be funner if we found a nature trail and went on that. I agreed, and we began walking in search of a nature trail.
We kept walking....
....and walking....
....and walking....
....until we realized that the dead end we had reached on this road signified that we wouldn't find a stupid nature trail. There were mile markers on the road that we were walking on, so I was aware that we had just walked about two and a half miles in the blazing heat to find a locked building and nobody in sight....
....so we turned around and walked back. We walked in all about five miles. I'll repeat...it was 94 degress today with a heat index about 100....We had one bottle of lukewarm water. HOWEVER, I did have 8 musty, sweaty, whiny 10 year olds who were swearing that they were going to die from heat exhaustion.
Gotta love my job.....:-/
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
I Saw Coobies Last Night
Before I begin, one word of wisdom....well actually five words....Don't Ride With David Jacks...
So last night, I went downtown with J.R., Todd, Mark, Stevie, Kaci B., and Jason. We hung out at BigFoot and got some food. We probably had the coolest waitress on the planet. I had my Cookie A La Mode(which is the greatest dessert on Earth), and then we headed out. Good thing we left when we did, because the owner was making us drinks....right J.R.?....
Then we were going to get on the roof of the Peabody Hotel, but for the first time, it was locked. So we hung out in some giant room on top of the hotel...
Next we headed to Beale Street to hang out and enjoy Memphis. Jason is a master photgrapher, and he was taking pictures like crazy. If you haven't seen his pictures, then you have to check them out. He worked his magic and we just chilled. We also got to check out some wasted soccer moms singing karaoke.
Can't beat that.
We ended the downtown venture as we always do....heading to the river. One word comes to mind when I think of the river.....that's right, you guessed it.
Mosquitoes.....
I had fun though. Kaci B. and I kinda hung out most of the time, cuz I guess we were the only "youngins" there.
Anyways, my mom's weiner wants to pee, so I'm gonna let it out.
So last night, I went downtown with J.R., Todd, Mark, Stevie, Kaci B., and Jason. We hung out at BigFoot and got some food. We probably had the coolest waitress on the planet. I had my Cookie A La Mode(which is the greatest dessert on Earth), and then we headed out. Good thing we left when we did, because the owner was making us drinks....right J.R.?....
Then we were going to get on the roof of the Peabody Hotel, but for the first time, it was locked. So we hung out in some giant room on top of the hotel...
Next we headed to Beale Street to hang out and enjoy Memphis. Jason is a master photgrapher, and he was taking pictures like crazy. If you haven't seen his pictures, then you have to check them out. He worked his magic and we just chilled. We also got to check out some wasted soccer moms singing karaoke.
Can't beat that.
We ended the downtown venture as we always do....heading to the river. One word comes to mind when I think of the river.....that's right, you guessed it.
Mosquitoes.....
I had fun though. Kaci B. and I kinda hung out most of the time, cuz I guess we were the only "youngins" there.
Anyways, my mom's weiner wants to pee, so I'm gonna let it out.
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
"Do It To It"
Me, David and Josh singing do it to it...not that funny of a video but there will be more to come
Oh The Chilren
Perks Chocolate Custard is unbelievable...
Anyways....the past couple days at work have been interesting....I tried to remember the funny things I've heard and saw, but only a few stood out in my memory....liiiikkkkeeeee......
1. Picture this. A 4'6" 150 pounds...porky, jolly, loveable little girl covered in freckles with a funny hair cut....now picture her stuttering this with a nasty snarl on her face..."Man, I beat up so many people, I'm so bad, I fight so much that when I go to the camera section at Wal-Mart......I get free stuff...." and then look away with a snarl....I found it quite funny...
2.Picture the same girl. She said something to me that she found absolutely hilarious.....and then......a bubble started to form in her left nostril. A light green snot bubble. I guess she didn't notice it, but me and every other kid at the table did. It kept growing like a balloon being blown up until....POP!!! The she gasped and tried to act like nothing happened. She gave me a qucik little smile and an "AHeHe". I replied with "Yes Lindsay...the class saw your snot explosion on your face. Now go wipe it off."
3.New girl. About 4'9", but maybe 80 pounds. Stringy frizzy blondish white hair with a weird pink pair of glasses on. She gets in my face like a slobbering freaking werewolf and yelps," I EAT PAPER SO MUCH THAT WHEN MY GRANDMA GETS THE NEWSPAPER IN THE MORNINGS, I RUN OUT AND I SMMEEEEEEELLLLLLLL IIIITTTTTT!!!" All I could say was "Go sit down or I'm telling Mrs. Carrie".
So yeah....that's my job for ya.
Gotta get some stamps before the post office closes.
Peace nig.
Anyways....the past couple days at work have been interesting....I tried to remember the funny things I've heard and saw, but only a few stood out in my memory....liiiikkkkeeeee......
1. Picture this. A 4'6" 150 pounds...porky, jolly, loveable little girl covered in freckles with a funny hair cut....now picture her stuttering this with a nasty snarl on her face..."Man, I beat up so many people, I'm so bad, I fight so much that when I go to the camera section at Wal-Mart......I get free stuff...." and then look away with a snarl....I found it quite funny...
2.Picture the same girl. She said something to me that she found absolutely hilarious.....and then......a bubble started to form in her left nostril. A light green snot bubble. I guess she didn't notice it, but me and every other kid at the table did. It kept growing like a balloon being blown up until....POP!!! The she gasped and tried to act like nothing happened. She gave me a qucik little smile and an "AHeHe". I replied with "Yes Lindsay...the class saw your snot explosion on your face. Now go wipe it off."
3.New girl. About 4'9", but maybe 80 pounds. Stringy frizzy blondish white hair with a weird pink pair of glasses on. She gets in my face like a slobbering freaking werewolf and yelps," I EAT PAPER SO MUCH THAT WHEN MY GRANDMA GETS THE NEWSPAPER IN THE MORNINGS, I RUN OUT AND I SMMEEEEEEELLLLLLLL IIIITTTTTT!!!" All I could say was "Go sit down or I'm telling Mrs. Carrie".
So yeah....that's my job for ya.
Gotta get some stamps before the post office closes.
Peace nig.
Sunday, June 24, 2007
Killer Weiner
I had a dream last night that my mom's weiner dog was trying to kill me and my dog, Ginger.
I woke up in the middle of the night from the dream to find that the weiner dog was in my bed, and he was biting my nipple.
Strange strange night....
I woke up in the middle of the night from the dream to find that the weiner dog was in my bed, and he was biting my nipple.
Strange strange night....
Saturday, June 23, 2007
Ultimate Finale
Today I watched 9 hours of the show the Ultimate Fighter....I finished it all off with a 3 hour Ultimate Finale that I just finished.
...wow....I'm a loser....
I took a break to go to the movies with Blake and Teal, but when I got back home, I watched three more hours of the stuff....
I just wanted to say that if someone wanted to fight me right now, regardless of how big or how small, I would fight them. Watching that show just makes me want to fight people, even though I have never been in a fight.
So if you want to fight anytime tonight, then you give me a call.
Punk.
...wow....I'm a loser....
I took a break to go to the movies with Blake and Teal, but when I got back home, I watched three more hours of the stuff....
I just wanted to say that if someone wanted to fight me right now, regardless of how big or how small, I would fight them. Watching that show just makes me want to fight people, even though I have never been in a fight.
So if you want to fight anytime tonight, then you give me a call.
Punk.
Harrison Simonton
So I wake up this morning, and I find a text message on my phone from Kandice....
I open it to find that one of my friends that I graduated high school with, Harrison Simonton, died last night. I heard at first that it was a suicide, but I'm not sure now.
I honestly don't even know what to say right now.
I have known Harrison since at least the third grade. We used to be close in elementary school and middle school, but grew apart a little as we went into high school. We always would race each other, because we were the fastest kids in class.
I saw him the other day when I was driving around Brighton. He pulled into someone's house near me, and I thought about going over to talk to him, but I guess I thought I was too busy, so I just kept driving......wow.....
I open it to find that one of my friends that I graduated high school with, Harrison Simonton, died last night. I heard at first that it was a suicide, but I'm not sure now.
I honestly don't even know what to say right now.
I have known Harrison since at least the third grade. We used to be close in elementary school and middle school, but grew apart a little as we went into high school. We always would race each other, because we were the fastest kids in class.
I saw him the other day when I was driving around Brighton. He pulled into someone's house near me, and I thought about going over to talk to him, but I guess I thought I was too busy, so I just kept driving......wow.....
Friday, June 22, 2007
I'm A Virgin
So yeah, the title says it all.
I'm a virgin to the blogging world.....
....whatever you were thinking, that is true as well....
I don't really know what to write about right now, but I'm sure that as time moves on, I won't be a virgin blogger anymore, and my blogs might actually be worth reading.
I just wanted to share some advice with anyone who reads this....
Don't run through corn fields. It's just not worth it. Especially if you wear contacts, and especially if they just sprayed the field with pesticides....
Last night, Ashlin decided that it would be fun if we just took off running into some corn fields. She was right, because I had a blast. I could feel something in my eyes when I was in the fields, but I just disregarded it and kept going. When it got time to leave, I opened the door to get into my car and the overhead light turned on, as it normally does. However, when I looked into the rearview mirror this time, I didn't see me staring back. Actually, I didn't see anything. My eyes were slowly swelling. At this point in the swelling, I couldn't see much of anything. The light was making my eyes water to the point where it was difficult to see, and the giant swell around my eyes made me blind. I don't know if it was pesticide or not, but whatever it was, my eyes didn't like it.
The swelling has went down a lot, but at this point in time, I look like a down syndrome panda bear. People keep staring at me. At work today, someone turned around to tell me something, started stuttering, and then just started laughing.
Thanks Ashlin for your great idea. It was fun, but it was as good as J.R.'s, "WE CAN GO ICE SKATING IN OLIVE BRANCH" idea, when we rode an hour to find a roller rink full of 11 year olds dancing to Fergalicious. Thanks Jack, and thanks Ashlin.
I'm a virgin to the blogging world.....
....whatever you were thinking, that is true as well....
I don't really know what to write about right now, but I'm sure that as time moves on, I won't be a virgin blogger anymore, and my blogs might actually be worth reading.
I just wanted to share some advice with anyone who reads this....
Don't run through corn fields. It's just not worth it. Especially if you wear contacts, and especially if they just sprayed the field with pesticides....
Last night, Ashlin decided that it would be fun if we just took off running into some corn fields. She was right, because I had a blast. I could feel something in my eyes when I was in the fields, but I just disregarded it and kept going. When it got time to leave, I opened the door to get into my car and the overhead light turned on, as it normally does. However, when I looked into the rearview mirror this time, I didn't see me staring back. Actually, I didn't see anything. My eyes were slowly swelling. At this point in the swelling, I couldn't see much of anything. The light was making my eyes water to the point where it was difficult to see, and the giant swell around my eyes made me blind. I don't know if it was pesticide or not, but whatever it was, my eyes didn't like it.
The swelling has went down a lot, but at this point in time, I look like a down syndrome panda bear. People keep staring at me. At work today, someone turned around to tell me something, started stuttering, and then just started laughing.
Thanks Ashlin for your great idea. It was fun, but it was as good as J.R.'s, "WE CAN GO ICE SKATING IN OLIVE BRANCH" idea, when we rode an hour to find a roller rink full of 11 year olds dancing to Fergalicious. Thanks Jack, and thanks Ashlin.
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