Wednesday, August 22, 2007

New Blog

www.jmoffat.wordpress.com

Go there from now on....not here....

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Stud On Campus


Anyone know this guy?

Yeah, he appeared on So You Think You Can Dance, and even broke Shane Sparks into tears....

He has scoliosis, but that didn't stop him from breaking out an unbelievable routine on one of the show's auditions.

Wanna know something kinda cool?

I walked with him to class today. He goes to my school. Apparently, he is a freaking celebrity on campus, because while I was walking beside him, everyone said something to him. I said the casual "Sup" because I didn't remember who he was. Then he got a little bit in front of me, and with his headphones on, did a little dance move with his arms. I knew I had seen him somewhere.

Oh yeah...that's right. National TV.

Monday, August 20, 2007

Funniest Song Ever

I heard this song today on Facebook. It is by far one of the funniest songs I've ever heard.

http://www.guitarmann.com/Music/Lust_Song.mp3

Please, if you have a minute or two, I swear to you this will be worth your time.

J.R. Lee....I don't know if you read this blog, but you need to do this song at Freedom Church.

My Day

Wanna make a guess as to what this post is about...?

My day started kind of odd. I walked into KSU 1101, and sat down. The teacher walked in a few minutes later. He started talking, and in mid sentence, stopped and said,"Hey...who's the 1990 kid?"

Obviously, that's me. I'm the only kid he's ever had born in the 90s.

When I raised my hand, all he said was "Oh...yeah. We talked about you this weekend."

Then he went right back to teaching....I felt odd for the rest of the class.

I also ran today. I'm not a fan of running for fun. I think it's stupid. J.R., Todd, and Mark love it. Chris Vaughn is incredible at it. I'm not bad, but I just don't get it.

Then I went to Devin's house, where this super sexy tasty meal was waiting. Taco ring, chicken thing, and rice bling(I felt like I should have kept the rhyme going) was yummy in my tummy.

I can't believe I just wrote yummy in my tummy and I'm not going to delete it.

Now, I'm back in the dormitory, about to do my homework.

Yippeee for college

Sunday, August 19, 2007

Just The Girl

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5W64BbzMak

Peep it out....

Umbrella

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkoKOuAmnyo

For some reason, my input link doesn't ever work, so it looks like you will have to just copy and paste.

Friday, August 17, 2007

Second Day of Classes

Yesterday, I went to my second day of classes. I didn't have a class until 11, so that was definitely a plus.

Social Issues: Perspectives in Geography 2105 was the name of my first class. It's basically a giant name for Geography.

It was kinda cool/pretty boring. I guess the only cool thing about it was the classroom setting. It was in one of those auditoriums that you see in the movies. We only had about 110 people in there, so it wasn't a giant theater, but it wasn't a little high school room. The professor teaches from this giant open area in the floor, and we sit in these big comfortable chairs with itty bitty desks attached to them. Her desk is about 100 feet away, and the projection screen that she teaches off of is about as big as a movie theater screen. So, that's kinda cool. The class though....boring.

She just talked and talked and talked. I dozed off and dozed off and dozed off.

The coolest thing about this class: It's a 10 week class. That means it will be over in early November. So after the first week of November, I won't have to wake up until close to noon.

My second class was English Composition 1101. We were in a small computer lab. The same people that were in my KSU 1101 class were in this class. It's going to be a lot of writing. A LOT.

Then I had about an hour and a half break between classes. I went back to my room, got some food, and watched the Cubs game. I had to leave at about 3:15 in order to get to my last class.

My last class was Social Issues:Perspectives in Anthropology 2105. Long name for Anthropology, which by the way, is the study of people. I like that. There is about 75 people in this class. The class is really looonnng.......like from the front to the back. There's only about 5 rows of desks, but there's about 20 desks in each row. It sounds interesting, but yesterday was crazy boring. I just drew pictures on my syllabus, like the Chicago Cubs logo, and T-I-G-E-R-S...TIGERS!....haha.

That is also a ten week class that ends with an exam on November 1st. Guess what? The exam is OPTIONAL. I don't have to take it. Cool, huh?

So after November 1st, I will only have one class on Tuesdays and Thursdays!! Freaking sweet!

Well, Cubs game is on. Time to go watch them whoop up on the St. Louis Cardinals and catch the Brewers in the NL Central.

GO CUBS!

Long Night

Well, it's almost 5 in the morning, and I'm just now getting back in my room.

I watched Elf in the R.A.'s room until about 3, and then went into some girls room and played this game called Apples to Apples. If you have never heard of it, it is a lot of fun.

I will write about my classes tomorrow.

As of now, it's time to go to bed!!

Wednesday, August 15, 2007

First Day of Classes

Today, I woke up at 8:30 and got ready for class. I had KSU 1101, a freshman seminar that teaches you about college in general, at 9:30. My class was cool! My teacher was only 26! I was expecting Colonel Sanders! He was telling us about how we can do whatever we want in there....bring our computers, get on the internet, leave if we want, or don't come at all. It's such a change from high school. He also said that next week, we will take a tour of campus as one of our classes, and then the next class, he wants to take us to a ropes course!

Next, I had Mathematical Modeling. Boo....

It sucked. It made everyone want to fall asleep. Actually, it didn't make people want to. It just made them do it. We were doing exponents and division.

Seriously?

So, I will definitely be hating that class.

Tomorrow, I have English Composition 1101, Anthropology 2105, and Geography(I don't know the number). Classes don't start until 11!

From what I hear, Geography should have about 300 students in it! We are supposed to be in one of those auditorium style classes that you see in the movies! I'm not gonna lie....I hope I don't get disappointed!

Tuesday, August 14, 2007

Soccer Spray

Tonight, I went to my first college sport game as a student.

Well, it was only an exhibition for the girls soccer team against Clayton State, but hey, a lot of people were there. Kennesaw won 1-0, and Sam and I sat in the "Striped Crew", or the student section. I even joined in on a couple of the chants.

After, the game I had to go to the bathroom. I went in the bathroom, and walked up to one of the urinals, when I noticed this spray beside it. The spray read:

"This spray kills HIV(the AIDS virus) and/or all versions of the herpes virus from objects or surfaces that have been contaminated or soiled by blood or bodily fluids".

Needless to say, I hurried myself out of that bathroom.

Monday, August 13, 2007

Just Like A Movie

Well, after a whole bunch of bullcrap happened again this afternoon, I finally got moved in to my dorm. I met my roommate, Sam. He is freaking awesome!....The other two I don't really know. One is named Abdul, and the other is Wiisam, pronounced WE-SAM. They are both from Lebanon. They will randomly pop in the room, do something, and then leave.

Anyways, my room freaking rocks.

So, yeah. I hung out in this living room style room in a different building because my building was boring. Sam and I just kinda chilled and talked to people as they walked by. Eventually, people started to join. Pretty soon, we had started a viewing party with about 15 people to watch the season premiere of "The Hills". I don't watch that show, but I do know that just about every girl on that show is hot.

Now, I'm sitting in my R.A.'s room, playing Guitar Hero(it's what college kids do), and eating candy.

Earlier, we walked out into the courtyard and people were just chilling and playing guitar and hanging out, having fun. It was cool.

It was just like a movie.

Sunday, August 12, 2007

Jacked Up

I'm standing in line about to get my keys for my brand new dorm today, when they lady says to me,"Have you made your first payment?"

....um.....I think?....

Long story short, I have to get in a couple different lines, only for me to find out that my loan that's paying for my room hasn't went through, so I have to pay for my first payment out of pocket. Well, coincidentally, I just so happen to have enough money for that. The only problem is I have to wait for my balance to be updated on my checking account before I can pay for my room.

That won't happen until tomorrow.

So, I guess I'm chilling at the Regan's again tonight.

No offense at all Mrs. Teri, but I REALLY hope I move in tomorrow.

I did see Rush Hour 3 tonight though.

Chris Tucker is hilarious.

Friday, August 10, 2007

My Second Sports Post

I wrote my second sports post for ArmChair GM today.

The link thing on my blog isn't working, so copy this link if you want to read it!

If not, that's cool too, I guess....

http://www.armchairgm.com/index.php?title=The_Debut_of_Becks

Tarzan and Jane

David Jacks is by far the funniest person in this video.

Honestly

....enjoy this one! We sure did! The funniest blooper of all time is on here too!

Thursday, August 9, 2007

A Special Invite

I was checking my email the other day, when I received an email about one of the blogs I had written in the past. Someone had stumbled across this blog, read it, and was pleased with my writing skills. He invited me to write for a sports website called ArmChairGM. The creator said that everyday, thousands of people read this website, so if I start posting on it, people will start reading it, and I could get a fan base. I wrote one today. Check it out here!

Kinda cool, huh?

Wednesday, August 8, 2007

Another Video

Here's another one. It's called "The Story of My Weiner".

Heaven

Check it out. This one's called "Heaven".


Tuesday, August 7, 2007

It's Official

I'm leaving for school on Sunday morning.

Most people ask me if I'm nervous, or if I'm ready.

The answer to that varies.

Sometimes I'm scared out of my mind when I think about doing this. I'm afraid that I won't have that much fun because I'll miss all of my friends. I'm afraid that I won't have fun because I'll miss being in Tipton County.....

WOW! I don't think I've ever thought that.I can't believe I might miss living in Tipton County. It could happen though. I've lived here basically my whole life. Who knows??

I'm also afraid that I would have enjoyed another school better. I'm a die hard Memphis Tigers fan, and I kinda wish I was going there. My dream school would be Syracuse University. Gahlee MAN!!

On the other hand, I'm super freaking excited to be living in my own brand new room, not having to wake up every morning at 6:30, and for lack of a better word, doing just about whatever I want to do. Not that I'm going to do anything bad, it's just the fact that I'm basically free to do whatever!

So I guess when you combine the feelings together, you get nervcitement..? Excervous? Anxcercitement?

I guess I know that these could be the greatest, and overall, most important years of my life, and I just don't want to blow it like I did in high school. I wasted 4 years of my life in high school, and I'm afraid that now I'll be pumped to head to school, but when I get there, it will be just like high school.

Either way, I'm still pissed at Kennesaw for not having a football team or a soccer team.....

Saturday, August 4, 2007

A Special Biscuit

If you have never been to BoJangles and eaten there BoBerry biscuits, you haven't lived yet.

Well, I headed to BoJangles today to get some of my favorite biscuits. I was already on my 2nd or 3rd biscuit, when I looked at the bottom of my biscuit in my hand. I saw something that nobody ever wants to see, especially in their food.

A hair?

Nope...

A fly?

Nope...

A quarter?

I wish...

Look at these pictures of my mystery biscuit...





A FREAKING SPIDER!!!

A Little Bit of Heaven, A Whole Lot of Hell

Tonight, Kelsianne and I headed to ReMax Atlanta Stadium to see the Atlanta Silverbacks take on the Charleston Battery in a pro soccer game. I don't think I have been that excited about something in a very long time. We had MapQuested the directions and everything; we were good to go!....

...until we realized how much the MapQuest directions sucked...

According to Mapquest, the drive from Canton to Suwanee should have taken no more than 55 minutes if we drove the speed limit.

Well, we left the house at about 6:10. Wanna make a guess what time we got to the game, which by the way started at 7:55...?

....9:07....

We got lost, went the wrong way, took the wrong turns, and set a world record in U-Turns taken on one trip, which now is 811.

We did however make it there during halftime and we got to see the entire second half!

When we walked up to the stadium, we asked some people where we could buy our tickets. A lady said follow me, so we did. She seemed like she knew what she was talking about. Apparently, she knew some people that worked there. She walked to the front gate, said some words to a bald guy, and then walked in the stadium. She motioned for us to follow, so we did. She then said, "There you go! Let's just say you are my guests for tonight".

We got in for free, and sat on the second row!! The players were right there, the field was right there, the game was right there.....

.....heaven....

Then we had to use our sucky diretions to try to lead us back home. We left the stadium at 10.....

....and got home right at midnight....

A vast improvement from the trip there....

If you are ever in the Atlanta area, you HAVE to check out a Silverbacks game!!

A First

A strange thing happened to me today.

Maddi and I were waiting in a line of traffic for the light to change, when we looked a few cars ahead of us. A little kid was hanging out of his F-350 staring and waving at me. I was like,"um....hey....". Then he starts doing the thing with your arm where you get truckers to honk their horn. There was a semi in front of me, so I thought he was telling him to do it. Nope, I was wrong.

So i gave him a little honk....

He was like,"YES!", and ducked back in the truck.

That has never happened to me before.

Side note: I went to one of those Japanese places where they cook your food right in front of you. My cook was the funniest cook in the entire world. He kept giggling to himself and saying, "...oh.....I'M DRUNK!". He probably was.

Tonight, I'm going to a pro soccer game. For those of you who know me, soccer just about defines my life at this moment. Maybe not a good thing, but I'm being honest. I'm so excited!! Go Silverbacks!!

Thursday, August 2, 2007

I''m An Owl

A Kennesaw State University Owl....

I went to orientation and registered for my classes today. I'm excited now that I know what to expect....

....but I'm more excited about this....

Today, my dad was talking to one of the KSU Housing reps, and my dad asked about my status on the Dorm waiting list. They informed my dad that they took me off the waiting list on April 26th. That day, they called me at 5 p.m. to tell me that they had a room open. Nobody answered, so they just straight up took my off the waiting list. My dad got a little frustrated and repeated what he said and asked him if that sounded right. They knew that wasn't fair, so the rep went and got his manager/leader/boss/whatever. My dad explained the story to the manager, and the manager agreed that that wasn't fair....

....so they gave me a dorm!! University Village baby!!

It's a 4 bedroom, 4 bathroom dorm with a fully furnished living room and kitchen. I can't wait!

I also got my class schedule today.

My classes are: Social Issues: Perspectives in Anthropology, English Composition 1101, Social Issues: Perspectives in Geography, KSU 1101(an informational class about college in general), and Mathematical Modeling 1101.

I'm excited.....

but I'm still pissed that they don't have a football team or a soccer team....

Ho bags